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What Really Happens After Midnight

What Really Happens After Midnight

Goen Gitter, Staff Writer

November 7, 2016


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Friday evening, the Forsyth County Police raided a high school party, giving concerned parents a crucial view into what really happens after midnight. The lead officer during the raid, Officer Gitter, was horrified by what he saw, “It was worse than we expected,” His hands were shaking as he collec...

Anonymous Hacker Stumbles Upon Crucial Emails When Breaking Into Hillary Clinton’s Servers

Anonymous Hacker Stumbles Upon Crucial Emails When Breaking Into Hillary Clinton’s Servers

November 4, 2016


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Tuesday morning, at 8:59 AM, a hacker released emails crucial to the presidential election, revealing the inner workings of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. In a multi-faceted, 5 paragraph essay, Hillary Clinton reportedly asked the Russian president Vladimir Putin what products Donald Trump used to get his ha...

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Squabble on Nursery Playground

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Squabble on Nursery Playground

Goen Gitter, Staff writer

October 31, 2016


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The third Presidential Debate took an unexpected turn when Donald Trump (4 years old) and Hillary Clinton (4 years, 3 months, and 3 weeks old) squabbled on a Forsyth County Elementary School playground. Both candidates were initially polite, taking small sips from their Fruit Punch Caprisuns; smiling ...

The Reign of Diet Soda

The Reign of Diet Soda

Filet Minyon and Goen Gitter

October 26, 2016


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Seventeen-year old Tracey Jamaliouz was walking down the polished, pot-hole filled hallways of Forsyth Central, in the direction of the bathroom, when she was greeted by a strange sight. A vending machine sat in the middle of the hallway, staring her down with it’s neon sign and unplugged chord. She c...

National Geographic Launches an Arctic Expedition Into The Learning Cottages, Hoping to Find Out Why It’s so Dang Cold

National Geographic Launches an Arctic Expedition Into The Learning Cottages, Hoping to Find Out Why It’s so Dang Cold

Josh Hall, Staff Writer

October 18, 2016


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© EPA On Tuesday morning at 3:03 AM, Temperature-expert James Jamaliouz stood before the National Weather Court (NWC), begging the sleeping panel of judges for funding for his expedition into the learning cottages at Forsyth Central. When asked about his purpose for his expedition, Jamaliouz replied...

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