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What is Obama’s Last Name?

What is Obama’s Last Name?

Olivia Thees, Staff Writer

November 20, 2019

Countries all over the world are buzzing over the most simple, yet puzzling question humanity has never asked until now. What is Obama’s last name? Government Researchers will say, “We don’t need to research something like that, leave before we call security.” But anyone with an IQ higher th...

Birthday Bash Turned World War- Not Click Bait!!!

Birthday Bash Turned World War- Not Click Bait!!!

Jack Ramu, Punion Editor

October 23, 2019

A few weeks ago was Vlad Putin's 67th birthday. To commemorate the event, Russia’s government officials held a party at SkyZone Siberia. According to eyewitness account, the games included pin the hammer on the sickle, pop the lid off the tank, and a piñata shaped like Ukraine. Putin said he “had a...

Iceland Wants a Tradeback

Iceland Wants a Tradeback

Cody Brown, Staff Writer

May 21, 2019

With the cold war going on between America and North Korea it’s easy to forget about smaller countries and their problems such as Mexico vs Texas or Poland vs itself, but the biggest of them all right now is the battle for the name of Greenland. As many of us know, Greenland and Iceland are tragically misname...

Life Hacks to Never Try

Life Hacks to Never Try

Cody Brown, Staff Writer

February 20, 2019

With how often the weather changes in Forsyth, it can be hard to prepare for the heat and the cold. How do you prepare for the unpredictable? Here are 10 tips to keep you cozy no matter what temp it is outside. #1 Baby tears Its well known that baby tears have an amazing chemical makeup that cools...

DONALD TRUMP BANS SUGAR COOKIES

DONALD TRUMP BANS SUGAR COOKIES

Cody Brown, Staff Writer

November 27, 2018

After the controversy at the polls, the last thing you would be expecting to hear from the President would be about sugar cookies. Well in a confusing turn of events, twitter users woke up to a very unusual surprise this weekend. Donald J. Trump, president of the United States tweeted out last night, “En...

The Earth Was Flat

The Earth Was Flat

Cody Brown, Staff Writer

September 18, 2018

On August 22nd, students of Stanford University discovered something about our planet that couldn’t be explained until now. After three weeks of research, David Linebeck, a geophysicist at Stanford, claims he has proof that the earth is not flat, but that it used to be flat. Mr. Linebeck says he bega...

An Unlikely Disturbance

An Unlikely Disturbance

Anonymous, Staff Writer

September 18, 2017

A senior at Forsyth Central High School, who will remain unnamed out of sheer embarrassment of this incident, has failed their entire AP World History test because they were too distracted by the stray mark their teacher left on the board to focus.   “It’s the most devastating thing that’s happened to me thi...

Jamaliouz v. The BOE

Jamaliouz v. The BOE

Goen Gitter, Staff Writer

May 18, 2017

Washington DC--  The Supreme Court, agreed to listen to the pleas of a Forsyth Central High School student that had claimed irreversible damage to his psyche after a nefarious senior prank. In a formal letter to the Supreme Court, Jamaliouz begged them to compensate him with some “sick dolla bills, ...

Senior Pranks

Senior Pranks

Goen Gitter, Staff Writer

May 18, 2017

Forsyth, GA -- At a solemn senior meeting at Forsyth Central High School, the school’s principal, Mr. Mitch Young, addressed the escalation of senior pranks to a violent, destructive level. “You kids have got to stop,” he said while waving his hands furiously, “putting fart cushions under the...

Modern Day Religion

Modern Day Religion

Kealy Ford, Editor in Chief

May 16, 2017

America was first colonized by the Puritans, a strict, oppressive religion that valued modesty and homogeneous worship. Their faith was challenged by dissenters who were banished from the colony, and the religious tolerance that America is known for blossomed.  Society, however, now finds itself on th...

Betsy DeVos: The Most Qualified Candidate in History

Betsy DeVos: The Most Qualified Candidate in History

Goen Gitter, Staff Writer

February 27, 2017

In a 30 page, double spaced essay that was presented before the United States Senate, Betsy DeVos outraged American English teachers. The Education sector was perplexed at her incessant use of the ‘Devil Face’ and ‘Winky Face’ emoticons as well as many misplaced exclamation marks and typos thr...

Emperor Trump

Emperor Trump

Jacob Chance, Staff Writer

February 3, 2017

Just this morning, January 30, 2016, Donald Trump officially crowned himself Supreme Emperor of the galaxy. No opposers can stop him, as his Order 66 attack called for the slaughter of all Jedi. There hasn’t been much feedback from Trump since he declared himself Emperor. He was last quoted as saying ...

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