Countries all over the world are buzzing over the most simple, yet puzzling question humanity has never asked until now. What is Obama’s last name? Government Researchers will say, “We don’t need...

A few weeks ago was Vlad Putin's 67th birthday. To commemorate the event, Russia’s government officials held a party at SkyZone Siberia. According to eyewitness account, the games included pin the hammer...

With the cold war going on between America and North Korea it’s easy to forget about smaller countries and their problems such as Mexico vs Texas or Poland vs itself, but the biggest of them all right...

With how often the weather changes in Forsyth, it can be hard to prepare for the heat and the cold. How do you prepare for the unpredictable? Here are 10 tips to keep you cozy no matter what temp it is...

After the controversy at the polls, the last thing you would be expecting to hear from the President would be about sugar cookies. Well in a confusing turn of events, twitter users woke up to a very unusual...

On August 22nd, students of Stanford University discovered something about our planet that couldn’t be explained until now. After three weeks of research, David Linebeck, a geophysicist at Stanford,...

A senior at Forsyth Central High School, who will remain unnamed out of sheer embarrassment of this incident, has failed their entire AP World History test because they were too distracted by the stray...

Washington DC--  The Supreme Court, agreed to listen to the pleas of a Forsyth Central High School student that had claimed irreversible damage to his psyche after a nefarious senior prank. In a formal...

Forsyth, GA -- At a solemn senior meeting at Forsyth Central High School, the school’s principal, Mr. Mitch Young, addressed the escalation of senior pranks to a violent, destructive level. “You kids...

America was first colonized by the Puritans, a strict, oppressive religion that valued modesty and homogeneous worship. Their faith was challenged by dissenters who were banished from the colony, and the...

In a 30 page, double spaced essay that was presented before the United States Senate, Betsy DeVos outraged American English teachers. The Education sector was perplexed at her incessant use of the ‘Devil...

Just this morning, January 30, 2016, Donald Trump officially crowned himself Supreme Emperor of the galaxy. No opposers can stop him, as his Order 66 attack called for the slaughter of all Jedi. There...